The following discourse is a performance which I believe it is quite important to heed. It is a complex and difficult task to devise and recite outstanding verse, and that fact is the basis of the name of this composition. And so, without further ado...
It is a complex and difficult task to devise and recite verse — to devise outstanding verse, that is. It is a complex and difficult task. It is complex and difficult, complex and difficult, complex and difficult, complex and difficult, complex and difficult.
At some point in the past, I encountered a young woman with a ringletted coif. I traveled to her place of residence and had sexual relations with her; I was obligated to leave sooner than I would have preferred. These young women are disreputable: either they ask to be gratified sexually or they request an impromptu hip-hop performance. My reply to either demand is that it's more difficult to do than they realize.
On the streets of New York, passersby entreat us to mount an impromptu hip-hop performance, and they are quite insistent about it. However, we ignore their pleas, as we are invariably in a hurry. It's difficult for us to travel within New York City limits as we are highly recognizable, even within limousines that have darkened windows.
Huh.
Immediately upon arising, I am continually besieged with requests for my attention. This takes away from my artistic practice; I constantly receive phone calls, solely due to the fact that I compose verse. I don't intend this to be boastful but people incessantly importune me because they believe I'm famous. Moreover, many individuals regularly criticize my clothing, which I feel is uncalled for. A young woman named Carol once stalked my groupmate Darryl McDaniel at each of our performances; however, Darryl excoriated her and sent her packing, and now she stalks our disk jockey Jason Mizell. I speak truthfully when I note that young women burst into tears when I appear on television. Fans go so far as to hound my dear papa simply because he and I are on good terms.
Even though you may suppose we do, we do not in fact embrace violent criminality, nor do we ingest narcotics. Although we are often presented with cocaine and heroin, we eschew them. That is the truth of the matter, everyone; everyone, we shall not relent. Continue to live flamboyantly even after this song comes to a close.
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