"Start Me Up" TRANSLATED

    In the event that you were to turn over my engine...  In the event that you were to turn over my engine, my engine would run perpetually.  In the event that you were to turn over my engine.  In the event that you were to turn over my engine, my engine would run perpetually.
    Lately, my thermostat has indicated an excessively high temperature.  My timer has been activated and I caution you not to cause me to explode.  In the event that you were to turn over my engine.  In the event that you were to turn over my engine, my engine would run perpetually, run perpetually, run perpetually, run perpetually.
    You are capable of causing adult males to weep.  You are capable of causing adult males to weep.  You are capable of causing adult males to weep.  Smear around the crude and the unleaded.  I boast a graceful gait and travel in a formidable vehicle.  Turn over its engine.
    In the event that you were to turn over its engine, be sure to switch on the ignition as forcefully as you can.  You must, you must.  The entrants in the other preliminary races are faster than I.  If you treat it harshly, if you enjoy it, I can maneuver it skywards, maneuver it skywards, maneuver it skywards, maneuver it skywards.
    I ask you not to cause an adult male to weep.  I ask you not to cause an adult male to weep.  For the last time: I ask you not to cause an adult male to weep.  My pupils enlarge, the two fleshy parts which form the upper and lower edges of the opening of my mouth turn a verdant hue.  My palms are covered in lubricant; she is a formidable vehicle.  Turn over its engine.
    Turn over my engine.  Do so with your greatest possible effort.  It is imperative that you continue to do this for the foreseeable future.  Maneuver it skywards.  Whoo!  In order to turn over the engine, increase its speed of revolution pressing the accelerator while the clutch is disengaged.  Turn over the engine, turn over the engine, turn over the engine.  Not ever, not ever, not ever.
    You are capable of causing adult males to weep.  You are capable of causing adult males to weep.  Once again: You are capable of causing adult males to weep.  Travel in a manner reminiscent of forceful air currents, at twice normal velocity.  I shall escort you to locales with which you are completely unfamiliar.  Hey, hey.
    In the event that you were to turn over the engine, you will treasure the moment that you did, and you and I shan't ever cease, shan't ever cease.  Shan't ever, shan't ever, shan't ever cease.  Turn over my engine.  Do not ever cease, do not ever cease.
    You are capable of causing adult males to weep.  You are capable of causing deceased adult males to ejaculate.  You are capable of causing deceased adult males to ejaculate.