"You Shook Me All Night Long" TRANSLATED

    She was a high-velocity vehicle and maintained an immaculate engine.  I have not witnessed a finer lady.  She had profound visual impairment and always told me the truth.  I was greatly impressed by her thighs, which could only have been a product of the United States.  She was so selfish that it was suffocating.  She summoned me but I had already arrived.  The room began to vibrate on all sides — in fact, there was a temblor.  My consciousness experienced a dull pain and we were having sexual relations.
    And you convulsed me throughout the evening.  Yes, you convulsed me throughout the evening.
    She toils at twice the standard hourly rate at a facility dedicated to enticing people to engage in sexual relations.  She is unique and I maintain sole possession of her.  She did not desire an ovation, only the next portion of the meal.  She devoured me and called for seconds.  But in order to accommodate her wishes, I first had to regain my, shall we say, composure.  I have now reentered the metaphorical boxing match and am prepared to continue the bout.
    And you convulsed me throughout the evening.  Yes, you convulsed me throughout the evening.  I really was quite impressed that you convulsed me throughout the evening.  It left me quivering.  And you convulsed me throughout the evening.  Yes, you convulsed me.  You possessed me.
    I really can't stress enough that you possessed me and convulsed me throughout the evening.  You convulsed me throughout the evening.  Yes, yes, you convulsed me throughout the evening.  You truly captured me and you convulsed me throughout the evening.  Yes, you convulsed me.  Yes, you convulsed me.  Throughout the evening.