"We're an American Band" — TRANSLATED

    I have been on tour for nearly six weeks.  The previous evening, in Little Rock, Arkansas, has left me disoriented due to the performance of a very kind woman by the name of Constance, who — and I am not lying — entertained, so to speak, every member of the band.
    I was up into the wee hours with legendary blues musician Freddie King, who very much enjoys playing poker.  I can indulge freely in liquor and female companionship, provided they don't prevent the band from arriving on time at the following evening's venue.
    We are a rock group from the United States.  We are a rock group from the United States.  We are en route to your city and upon arrival we will assist you in establishing a festive atmosphere.  We are a rock group from the United States.
    In Omaha, Nebraska, a quartet of ladies anticipated our arrival after our performance.  I am in a good mood and it is a Saturday evening.  The head of security at our hotel was most cooperative.
    The aforementioned attractive quartet of young women intended to make our acquaintance, stating, "Gentlemen, we invite you to get intoxicated and have sex with us."  And we obliged, desecrating our hotel in the process.
    We are a rock group from the United States.  We are a rock group from the United States.  We are en route to your city and upon arrival we will assist you in making it a festive place.  We are a rock group from the United States.
    We are a rock group from the United States.  Ooo-ooo.  We are a rock group from the United States.  Ooo-ooo.  We are a rock group from the United States.  Ooo-ooo.